JUST STOP. YOU ARE EMBARRASSING ME AND MY STRANGE INTEREST IN YOU.

Happy birthday, Christopher. (Yeah, totally not posting this for my own devilish gain at all.)

Happy birthday, Christopher. (Yeah, totally not posting this for my own devilish gain at all.)

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pinkotterlikes:

Chris: You’re going down, you’re going down.
Jimmy: Have you ever played beer pong?
Chris: Are you kidding me? I’m from Boston!
Bostonian Audience Contingent: [mighty roar of Bostonian approval]

- Chris Evans on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon [x]

From now on whenever someone asks me stupid questions, I’m just going to reply, “Are you kidding me I’m from BAHSTON!” 

chris evans & zelda = my day made.

Awwwwww

My little boy David loves watching the Fantastic Four films, he especially loves Chris Evans and spends a lot of time playing at being Johnny Storm. I have to play the baddie and he defeats me. He’s got his walls covered with Johnny Storm pictures too and he knows all the lines. We were recently staying with my best friend Tom who lives in Manchester, England and found out that Chris Evans was coming to town. David was disappointed to find that we’d have already left before the film crew arrived so he sat down and made a card with some pictures for Chris Evans and wrote him a little note. I’ve never seen him sit so long at a table and concentrate! I wish I’d scanned it but I never thought. On the front he did a little picture of Johnny Storm flying across the sky and inside another picture of a scene from the first movie with some speech bubbles and he wrote a little note to Chris saying he was his favourite actor. His ‘uncle’ Tom promised he’d try to get it to Chris Evans for him. 

Tom took the card to the film site but security was so tight that he couldn’t get near anyone so he left the card with a note saying who it was from and that he was sorry not to get to take a photo for David’s birthday which was soon. The security guy told him to write down his address and he’d try to find someone to pass it to but made no promises as everything was crazy. That was on Friday 24th Sept. The following morning Tom received a special ‘next day delivery’ from Chris Evans! In it was a brilliant photo of Chris holding up David’s little card, a birthday card with a message from Chris Evans, he’d also signed two BluRay DVD covers with a little message on each for David. On one it said ‘FLAME ON!’ and was signed and on the other it said ‘DREAM BIG, BUDDY’ and was also signed. 

It was David’s birthday yesterday. When he saw the card from Chris he read it, looked up, read it again, asked us to read it for him then he just stared at it grinning just repeating, ‘‘really? not really! really? is it real?’’ When we told him what had happened he started to tremble a bit, ran to his room, ran back again and basically didn’t know where to put himself. He had actually seen the photo before his birthday but we’ve now had it framed and he knew about nothing else. For the rest of the day he kept running back to the card and picture to look at them for the millionth time. We haven’t been allowed to play the DVDs yet as they have to stay on display and no-one’s allowed to touch them. When he’d gone to bed at the end of the day, we were tidying the mess up and had a big panic because we couldn’t find the photo! We were just getting desperate when David’s older sister had an idea. She checked under his pillow and it was there! {x}

GOD STOP IT YOU ARE TRYING TO KILL ME

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black-nata:

[x] NYCC- Avengers

this cast will be the death of me.

It’s a dead heat between Chris Evans and Scarlett Johansson. Scarlett mixes a mean martini. It was quite rare that we were all there [on set] - it was like a relay race - but there was one weekend where we were all together. I’ll never forget the Saturday night in Albuquerque - every mobile phone of every single actor playing every single Avenger received a text message from Chris Evans that simply said “Assemble”. The following text message then said “Yes I did. I’m drunk.” We met at this bar on the high street and had a really fun time actually. There was a birthday party happening in the same bar and we were all on the dancefloor next to the VIP area. I remember the birthday boy celebrating with his friends… and then seeing Black Widow dancing with Captain America.

Watched this last night. Was not actually as terrible as imagined. (still pretty terrible). Handsome boy was handsome.

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No.

Seriously, buddy, fuck you and your fucking face.

AND NOW YOU’VE PUT GLASSES ON IT - WHY ARE YOU COMPELLED TO BE THE MOST HANDSOME?!

Life-ruiner.

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