regulusfuckingblack:

Life motto.

Pre-emptively GPOY-ing myself tomorrow night.

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Change “parental” to “self” and you have a GPOY.

random-nexus:

This has so much extra meaning to me today.  *giggling madly*

GPOY

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Does this ever happen to you - like, I’ll sit in front of my computer to do some important work, and then I’ll just think “man. I wonder if Home Alone 2 made more money than Home Alone 1. I gotta look into this, now. Sorry important work, something more pressing has come up.” It’s annoying, ‘cause what always happens is I’ll be researching one thing and I’ll see something else I want to look into. Like, for example, the Home Alone situation, I’ll see ‘oh wow, Joe Pesci’s in that movie. I don’t know much about Joe Pesci. Maybe I should learn everything about Joe Pesci!’ And I’ll spend hours doing this Joe Pesci research, and I know so much about Joe Pesci now, but it’s useless! It’s never going to help me! I’ve never heard of a story of like, a guy getting stopped in an alley by a dude with a knife like, “you’re gonna die tonight … unless you can tell me the name of the album Joe Pesci put out when he was a little kid.” “Little Joe Sure Can Sing.” “Damnit you’re free to go! I gotta stop integrating Joe Pesci trivia into my murders.”

GPOY

gingerhaze:

also entitled: Well Do You Want A Cookie Or What

skarosoul:

wecouldbegypsies:

David Tennant on “Q.I.” on Dec. 24, 2009. (x)

His face when he says ‘And then say absolutely nothing about it,’

gpoy

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Look, Tumblr, I know we don’t tend to talk that much but I feel like I need to share with you my plans for the evening. Drinking beer and watching things explode. Why? 

BECAUSE I HAVE FINISHED ALL MY UNI WORK. NOW I JUST NEED TO GET AN ACTUAL TEACHING JOB AND I WILL BE AN ACTUAL TEACHER WHO ACTUALLY TEACHES PEOPLE THINGS.

ilovecharts:

via ashleyalexiss:thedailywhat:

Endless Origami.

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