“Grimm..!”
So when is “Ben Grimm and Hulk fight each other and, occasionally, bad guys” starting, Disney? That is a show I would watch a lot.
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“Grimm..!”
So when is “Ben Grimm and Hulk fight each other and, occasionally, bad guys” starting, Disney? That is a show I would watch a lot.
(Source: reveriewit, via avengers-emh)
Dear Tony,
Thank you for showing me how to use the internet. You’ve been very helpful in getting me accustomed to modern culture. There is one thing that I feel strains our relationship however. Precisely, your inability to see me as a sexual object who would like to strip you out of your armor and fuck you on every available surface, including, but not limited to; Fury’s desk, Coulson’s desk, Bruce’s desk, every car you own, Asgard and any possible dimensions we might be thrown into.
To help accomplish this goal, and to assuage your guilt at “corrupting” an American icon, here is a list of people I have slept with. Edited for family members (sorry your dad was a fox).
1. Bucky (how could you not have guessed that?)
2. Peggy
3-18ish. Not more than 20 but no less than 10 fellow soldiers (it was wartime okay)
19. One of your dad’s research assistants (I like them smart)
20-25. Aforementioned exclusion
26. A French lady
27. The French lady’s friend
28. The French lady’s gentleman friend
29. Family exclusion again.
30-38. Star Spangled Singers
39. Bucky
40. Peggy
41-???. Bucky + Peggy
Please consider my request and get back to me ASAP.
Sincerely,
Steve Rogers
Captain America
The First Avenger
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Dear Steve,
I think you hit Send All.
Sincerely,
Bruce (please don’t do it on my desk)
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Steve,
Please remember to put a tie, sock or other identifying mark when you and Tony are engaging in private activities.
Natasha (unless you’re into voyeurism in which case, hit Clint up)
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Natasha! That was told in the privacy of a drunken stupor. Cap - GET IT! But legit look me up if you’re aiming for triple digits.
Clint
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I hate every single one of you.
Coulson
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Captain of the Americas,
Your list is impressive but have you ever slept with a G-d? Loki
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How the hell did Loki get on this email chain?
Clint
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Fellow Avengers,
It is I, Thor, who is responsible. I regularly send my brother interesting cat videos and music mashups that he will find amusing. I thought the email could provide the same sort of bonding in judgement that the place of tumbling does.
xoxo
Thor
Thor Odinson
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xoxo?
Clint
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Fellow Avengers,
Tony taught me that xoxo was the proper salutation for electronic communication. Does it not mean ‘death to your enemies’?
xoxo
Thor
Thor Odinson
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Speaking of Tony, has anyone seen what his response was?
Natasha
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I got a visual on both Iron Man and Captain America’s position. Let’s just say you going to need some strong disinfectant Bruce.
Clint
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HULK :(((
(via feels-like-fire)
Young Avengers
“We’re a family and we stick together”
In the midst of a YA re-read. I FUCKING LOVE ALL THESE BABIES!
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"I am in a scruffy linen suit that was bought directly out of a thrift store and I am looking around the room at these impeccable human specimens feeling like a tool and thinking, ‘What am I doing here?’” laughs the actor. “I felt a strange jealousy as I was looking at their cool outfits and strapping bodies. I was purposely told not to put on muscle for the role, so I was the pipsqueak. I longed to have my cool outfit and be part of the team and that is exactly how Bruce Banner is feeling as well. I was nervous because I had a lot of long scientific dialogue. I thought I knew the scene pretty well, but standing next to Sam Jackson and all of the other actors in the cast for the first time, I just kind of fell apart for the first few takes. Thank goodness Sam made a good joke about it, which put me at ease and I was fine after that."
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Mark Ruffalo on his first day with the entire cast (x)
Bruce feeeeeeeeels
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Now you’re a superhero! Did you want to do this when you were a little boy?
Yeah, to some degree. Who didn’t? Every little kid threw a little bedsheet around their neck and ran around the backyard.
Did you do Spiderman though?
…No I wasn’t…I mean, to be honest? To be completely honest? (x)
Submission: Corrie
“Anyway, so… happy Christmas, one and all.”
CAN’T COPE WITH HOW HILARIOUS THIS EPISODE IS. Misfits: the only TV show ever to celebrate Christmas with murder, a guy dressed as Santa having sex with a pregnant girl, fake scam-artist Jesus, and a revolting placenta joke. #PERFECTION
I just LOL’ed really hard looking at these gifs.
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